Question

When is the New York State Open golf tournament held this year

Answer

The New York State Open will be contested July 21-23, at Bethpage Black.

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FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK

Why so pissed?

because those aholes over at golf digest put out a list of the 100 greatest courses this summer and i realized i hadn't played any of them. Pine Barrens used to be there, not anymore. So did Spanish Bay, no mas. Think even Kapula Plantation course was there, now not s0 much. I realized that if there was a time to get on some awesome golf courses it was this summer (considering how poor everyone is) and my one chance at the top 100 is now blown because the only day i could play bethpage (ranked 29th btw) was the 21st. i guess Ridgewood is a nice second option but until it makes it into the top 100 i'm not bragging about playing it. but i have played some pretty awesome places in this last couple months, for those of you who care here's the list of my 10 favorite:

10. Founders Club
9. Innisbrook Copperhead
8. The Conservatory
7. Ginn Hammock Ocean Course
6. Half Moon Bay
5. Gator Creek
4. Concession
3. Tilden Park
2. Old Memorial
1. Bethpage...oh...wait, nevermind

Still got Southern Hills coming up after the member guest at Ridgewood so there's still some good golf to be played but that Bethpage thing took some wind out of my sails so i may not be the same for the next few weeks.